April 3, 2005

WM Flasher Arrested

Reader McGroarty emails a perverted use of WM:

On Friday Butler County sheriff's deputies arrested Michael Hamblin, a registered sex offender, on a parole violation.

Grant County deputies say they put him in a lineup and the two girls identified him.

Deputies say he led the girls to the doll aisle and that's where he exposed himself.

McGroarty's comments on the lineup will amuse some of you:
I can see that now...

"Number two, step up!"
"No, it's not number two. He definitely wasn't Jewish."

More:
Middleton said police believe Hamblin had done this at other Wal-Marts.

"It's kind of like a bank robber: if they get away with it once, they'll keep doing it until they get caught," Middleton said.

Posted by Kevin on April, 3 2005 at 06:58 AM