December 4, 2004

WM to Sell "Made in China" Submarine (Humor)

The incomparable Scott Ott has today's crucial WM news:

Wal-Mart today announced a deal to market the new 'Made in China' ballistic missile submarine through its 4,900 retail stores, adding a "big-ticket item" to help boost sales just in time for the holidays.

"It's Wal-Mart's first truly intercontinental strategic nuclear delivery system," according to a company news release.

Posted by Kevin on December, 4 2004 at 01:20 PM