December 14, 2004

Bush, Bin-Laden, and Wal-mart???

This guy is not an anti-WM activist--he's just nuts:

Such questions hardly matter to Bush and his friends, for they live in a world based not on facts, but on faith. Bush himself is the perfect mirror image of his nemesis (or is he his secret ally?) Osama Bin Laden. While one true believer sits in his cave in Waristan, working with his followers on the One Way, eager for death and martyrdom, the other is borne aloft by the Christian right of America, full steam ahead to Armageddon, who egg him on to revive the Middle Ages and launch the crusade of the "good". Wholesale death courtesy of Walmart, all in the name of God and Country, smiting the Islamic "evil". The curse of jingoism, to which America seems periodically drawn, is back with a vengeance, fully robed in Biblical cloth. And this time, it is blooming from the depressed centre, while the elitist coasts are squeezed to the sidelines, reduced to mere spectators in their own country. Meanwhile, China sits silently, watching and gloating.
You see, this theory is incomplete: isn't China in cahoots with WalMart?

Posted by Kevin on December, 14 2004 at 11:29 AM